third | accidental video

[fairycircle]

[Just another day on the Trub-cam! Trubby, who named himself since he has not received a name yet, is fiddling with the Gear for lunchtime, and has decided to take it with him on his quest; to be loved by mommy! Three guesses at who "mommy" is, and the first two don't count. Dragging the gear along, he's making a slight plasticy rustling noise, and there's some footage of the back of Cheria's shoes and the hem of her skirt.

She's humming, unaware of the noise over the sizzling of chicken in the pan over the small fire. Standing from her crouched place to move and get something, the feed just gets a view of legs, and they stretch up and there goes Trubby pointing the feed up.. Except Cheria's hands are flattening her skirt to her thighs, giving a rather disgruntled face to the camera.]

Just where do you think you're pointing that?!

[CONFISCATING THAT GEAR and not knowing it's recording... oops. Well, viewers get the inside of an apron pocket for the rest of show while Cheria finishes cooking; eventually, it times out.]

Comments

audio;

[bellyshirt]

[A wolf-whistle. Because he's so classy. Also keywords!]

Nice view!

[He sounds lewd but cheerful, if a little hoarse. Like most people, Luke is recovering from his powers, and it's hit him in the form of intermittent migraines.]

audio;

[fairycircle]

[It's probably a good thing he can't see her face on audio only, because she's bright red in the face and looking almost like she's going to scream.]

That was -- that was recording?!?! [MY VIRTUES. NO.]

audio;

[bellyshirt]

You stopped it just when it was getting good!

[Shame? Shame is for losers.]

audio;

[fairycircle]

[AT LEAST APPARENTLY THE BEST PART WASN'T SHOWN, SOB.] Luke! [YOU ARE MAKING THINGS MUCH WORSE.]

audio;

[bellyshirt]

[He's laughing, a little weakly now, before the feed cuts for a few minutes. When he returns, he manages to sound lewd still.]

Can't blame a guy for looking when you put it out there, can you?

[video]

[wontdieifkilled]

[Even just the sight of legs is enough to get Shirou flustered.]

Um...y-you...didn't turn it off.

audio;

[fairycircle]

I didn't -- No! [She's still a bit too flustered to ask about the weaker laughter.] I didn't put anything out anywhere!

[video]

[fairycircle]

[She can't hold her face enough for this, face completely red.] I'm sorry, please just.. forget whatever you saw.

audio;

[bellyshirt]

Yeah well, your pokemon sure did. Better keep an eye on it next time!

[video]

[wontdieifkilled]

I-I-I swear I saw nothing anyway. But...okay, yeah. I-I'll do that.

[Meanwhile, Shirou's face is slowly getting redder.]

[video]

[fairycircle]

G..good! [A few moments pass and she's able to stop covering her face. Clearing her throat, she points the feed at what she was cooking; it's grilled chicken!

PLEASE JUST SAY SOMETHING ABOUT IT, IT'S A TOPIC CHANGER.]

audio;

[fairycircle]

I didn't even know he was out and running around, let alone using my gear! [Kind of a whining, inward sob tone.]

[video]

[wontdieifkilled]

[Oh, food? Shirou can talk about food all day. Or he can monologue about it all day. Dammit, Nasu.]

Oh, you're grilling chicken! You can never go wrong with that!

[That enthusiasm sounds REALLY forced.]

audio;

[bellyshirt]

Well exactly! You gotta--you gotta-- [Excuse him, there's a slow inhale and a pause for a minute.] --you have to keep tabs on him.

[A beat.] Or wear a longer skirt. Aren't you kind of asking for it?

audio;

[fairycircle]

I'm not! My skirt is just fine, it's wandering eyes that are doing the looking! [She'd be concerned, Luke, but you keep making things so much worse.]

[video]

[fairycircle]

[IT'S OKAY. IT'S BETTER THAN DISCUSSING HER LEGS.]

I agree, grilled chicken is my favorite dish too! [We are going to force our way right through this with forced enthusiasm. That's right, go fight win, there will be success!]

audio;

[bellyshirt]

You can't expect someone to just ignore it!

audio;

[fairycircle]

It's called having the decency to not look! [THEY'RE JUST LEGS. CREAMY, SOFT LOOKING LEGS, BUT JUST LEGS.]

[video]

[wontdieifkilled]

Oh, I wouldn't say it's my favorite, but it's easy to make if I don't have the time to cook something more complex.

[video]

[fairycircle]

What's your favorite?

[video]

[wontdieifkilled]

...You know, I don't think I have a favorite. I like so many dishes that it's hard to decide, and I'm not a picky eater.

Well, except for mapo tofu or anything half as hot as that. I won't touch that with a ten-foot pole.

[You hear that, Kotomine? He wants none of your food.]

[video]

[fairycircle]

It's good not to be a picky eater, at least. Hehe, I would guess you're not a fan of spicy food in general, with that said.

[video]

[wontdieifkilled]

I'm up for a certain degree of spiciness -- like, I can eat most kinds of curry just fine. But there's a lot of food that's too hot for me to even think about trying.

[Video]

[babel_hacker]

[Oooh, nice legs~]

Having fun cooking, Cheria?

[roemance]

[Guess who saw that? He waits until he is back there in person though before telling her.]

So that thing is a pervert as well as being a stinkin' pile of trash.